How can we sum up thee fabulous coyote men? I’m not sure we can! So we let them do it:.. Misters and Sisters….. THE COYOTEMEN!!!!:
Thee greatest 4 man Rock'n'Wrestle combo in thee entire Cosmos? You bet'cha ASS FLAPS JACK!! Hittin' the mat all over the damn place (ENGLAND/SCOTLAND/BELGIUM/HOLLAND/SPAIN/PORTUGAL/ITALY/GERMANY/U.S.A./CANADA) 'n' throwin' down a world wide slew of recorded spew (ESTRUS/MAD DRIVER/ROCKIN' BONES/LARSEN/EL PASO/VENDETTA/C.O.I./H-RECORDS) Thee Fabulous COYOTEMEN are revved 'n' ready to unleashed masked Moron-O-Phonic Mayhem at the ring a Ding Ding of the startin' bell anytime, anyplace, anywhere!! 'N' as luck would have it the Sultans of the squared circle are plannin' on ' Blastin'Off big style for a mega rare UK show at thee BLAST OFF FESTIVAL! So if a 3 chord, 2 bit, 1 Hell of a show is what Y'r after..Get ready for some SONICS meets DICTATORS style suplexin', Mex flexxin', LUCHA LIBRE FEVER!!!!!! And it could be their last show ever, so you’d better be there! Check them out, here!